Shecky Greene’s Horse Habit
Some of those who are missing sports right now are turning to a miracle cure, as scientifically proven as hydroxychloroquine. This sport is live on TV every day, featuring athletes who go all out, regardless of who is watching. Actually, the athletes couldn’t care less. “I’m watching horses right now,” Shecky Greene, the nonagenarian comedian, said the other day, over the phone. “Oaklawn, Tampa Bay, Gulfstream.” These are racetracks—in Arkansas and Florida—that are closed to fans but not to hors